Thursday, 16 August 2018

IN METAPHOR





blood from stone . . .

blood FROM stone ?

blood from STONE !

BLOOD 
from stone ?

yes - 
blood
from stone

everything is permitted
everything is possible

in metaphor





"Really f#*king hard" to achieve 60 FPS in Uncharted 4 ...

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Wednesday, 15 August 2018

GUEST POST - 3 X HUMBLES BY MARION MICHELL






Everyday Bliss: WoW I'm a BON! Can a girl have humility in ...

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Tuesday, 14 August 2018

EPIC QS




a god thrown hangover
mescaline
3 days without sleep
a carolina reaper 
bad bad daytime freeview tv

or 
  other 
       similar 
              epic impediment

when you can HEAR money
and your HAIR is sore

thats
when
hard questions come in crushing haste

       written
         in

        bold

       italic

   underscore

   strikethru

    CAPITALS






Carolina Reaper - Hottest Pepper

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Monday, 13 August 2018

GUEST POST - LOVE ACTUALLY AND ROKOS BASILISK BY LISA CRADDUCK





housebound
practising 
google translate 
divination
to learn my fate

NOTHING good
seriously ?!

seriously scared
sash window rattling
in a really rhythmic way

expected a demon !
sigh
and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
send me tramadol

slammed it shut
(the window)
back to the sofa
took a full minute
to realise neighbours
were pounding each other
their sofa directly above mine
hard enough to rattle windows

sigh
and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
send me tramadol

torpedo this boat
smuggle onboard a hand drill
do the cartoony right thing
rid the world of many people
who 
like
the 
Most Offensive Film
ever made actually

and just saying
im really looking forward
to lurking this weekend
i suggest you all do the same

and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
send me tramadol

niece and nephew
made me a new boyfriend
and i bought tickets
to see danny dyer do pinter
so now i can die happy ?

otters in heaven
serving tramadol

existential crises
count as achievements
and
you can shove
your floral tea-dresses
and bunting
and amateur prosecco consumption
up your communal arse

and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
on tramadol

bastard lurghi
out of action
phone spellchecked 
penicillin
to penis illinois
and
Berfdaye Girl 
only won 
Fackin Mirrorball !

screaming for 3 hours
you know the drill
distract me tinterfwiends
just
dont 
make me  a) move
or       b) stop screaming

and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
on tramadol

FIVE YEARS
FIVE YEARS
FIVE YEARS
since last surgery
only pig implants
and no cut n shuts
AT ALL
for over a year 

so...

send me rokos tramadol
send me an otter basilisk

theres something in my eye....




Love Actually character was creepy stalker says Andrew ...


from express.co.uk

Friday, 10 August 2018

RENNIE DONT CUT IT




britains
bellys
indigestion 
solid

swampy fens ate emerald cities

remedy is crow cake

cos rennie dont cut it

~

snouts in the roast beef
and white pianos
of sepia colonisation

snouts in the bold font
highlight shortcut
of tabloid instruction

~

knee jerk solutions
are
gospel
for the working club
gin drink
echo chamber
conversation

and the real ale beards
pack soybean satchels
for berlin in autumn





Eat Crow | Sunshine State News | Florida Political News

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Thursday, 9 August 2018

GUEST POST - MY NURSE & I BY MAB JONES



My Nurse & I
after Frida Kahlo



                             Upon this tit I sip, whilst           Mother
                        poses a blank, her face an
                        unmarked grave above me.

                             Her eyes are lidded slits
                                    whilst mine, too dry,
                      endeavour to drink the world.

                      Her body is earth; her breast
                       swells to a tree, suckling my
                         bone-seeded urge. Hunger

                              is all & all I am. The sky
                              swimming with milk as I
                                 suck the universe dry.



Image 5 | Frida Kahlo, My Nurse and I/Mi nana y yo, 1937 ...

my nurse & i by freda kahlo



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Tuesday, 7 August 2018

GUEST POST BY JOSEPH RIDGWELL



THE EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 
IS DEGENERATE AND DEPRAVED

BY

JOSEPH RIDGWELL



Edinburgh festival | Culture | The Guardian



Each August – peak summer time – the peaceful tranquility enjoyed by Dunediners is ripped asunder by what can only be described as a mass invasion of undesirables, perverts, megalomaniacs, criminal elements, religious cranks, ego-trippers and just ordinary weirdo’s. Having proudly never attended a festival in my four decades on the planet it was to my initial horror that I had relocated to a beautiful city that fostered and indeed actively promoted such a ghastly abomination. For natives of Scotland’s capital the Festival is a major inconvenience – a stress ball of such magnitude that it inflicts great trauma – and has even been rumoured to be the cause of premature death. Understandably, as well as the mass invasion there is a simultaneous mass exodus – with most native sons and daughters fleeing the city for the entire duration . . .
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Joseph, six years ago.



Monday, 30 July 2018

OLD MAN STREETS




arthur got a tan
jim says to him
who let you in ?
you indian !

~

should you let racism slide
if the man is 205
and
only thinks hes being funny
with jokes from 1950

in the 8 AM
quiet 
white 
cornershop
street ?

~

should i thank him 
for his national service
before
i
say
twat youre a twat jim
your choice of newspaper
makes me nervous ?

in the 8 AM
quiet
white
cornershop
street

~

(  i wonder
   is there anything more wonderful
   than an enlightened elder ? )





National Service film - Rossendale Free Press


from rossendalefreepress.co.uk

Friday, 27 July 2018

MORE THOUGHT POPS



the great experiment
is off its rails 

off course

goal posts
warp and run
a lifetime away

~

hungry !  
but for what ?

says no Real Animal
ever

~

she wears a blonde wig
instead of goodbye

& goes off grid
with ease

~

worry about what to wear

to
go
shopping 

for clothes

~

leaders make the worst reality tv

in
the
very
many
layered
meanings

of that immense oxymoron

~

follow the tweets
from off a famous name

one hundred 
years
dead

~

look for the joy

look for the joy

look
for
the
joy

on tv ?






If Twitter Had Captured Famous Moments in Science History


from culturedvultures.com

Thursday, 26 July 2018

THE NIGHT HUNGRY SUFFER ON



hangovers mercury lurch
&
ultimate sickness

is
existential crisis

is
awful reality hd awareness
in 
horrible action live-feed


the day is 
too HERE
&
too GONE

in the same terrible endless moments

and
it 
wont
stop - youre thru the looking glass

and you know 
above all
that nothing here 
is yours
for the taking





Quarts Quotes | Quarts Sayings | Quarts Picture Quotes


from picturequotes.com

Wednesday, 25 July 2018

THOUGHT POPS




monsters rule
by 
physciatric consensus

when will out come the nephilim ?

they will crumble quickly
asking for uhu glue

~

gravity is a closed window

above us is sky 
space & forever

we ride 
a heavenly fedex
to where ?

~

knee jerk bombs
face saving missiles

90 dead before breakfast

cardiac bellies
sag on the third green

~

unspecial under bricks
nature is calling

forests & streams
fill my dreams

~

stretch out
in my wifi pod

assassinated pig
on cornershop bread

mind in a gone land

~

cornershop stale chat

i shall take my silence
as hint
to leave

~

and for one precious moment

for one precious moment

one 
precious 
moment . . .

meh




My mom just told me that giants existed in biblical times ...

from ign.com