i see my daddy wryt on hear evry morning
so i foout id give him a rest twoday
cos he is very tierd
so it cant be two haard can it ?
my daddy nevr wryts anyfing wot rymes on hear
so i wil
hear goze
SALEM THE FOREVR CAT
BY
SALEM THE FOREVR CAT
i am a bit fat
i got rinkles saggin
all downe my bak
i like two chew
on my daddys chin
an sleep on
my mummys heed
i will bee
reely reely sad
wen there deed
cos i am a forevr cat
an dont haf to die
but if my mummy and daddy do
then i wil go wif them
to hefen in the sky
fanks bye
