NO IDEA ABOUT SUPPER EITHER

the motorhead sketcher
exuding a patience he lacks
& roasting for a lightning rail
says

less haste
more speed

to his dealer
whos having a mare
in the afternoon kitchen

hes waiting for the plumber
or for the plumber to ring back

is the plumber meant to ring ?
or is the plumber on his way ?

& theres no hot water
& hes picking up the kid at 3

& no idea about supper either

ACCIDENTALLY ROYAL

if you dont die
as a kid
you become an adult

suddenly

by default

youre some kind of role model

even
if
youre accidentally royal
or
kill
foxes
at
the
weekend

from buzzfeed.com

CONSUMING BODIES

cafe again
8 AM again
waiting on a muffin-
egg
and
cheese

big pic on the wall-
blonde kid
smiling MADLY
at 
a
bap
a mum looks on in GLEE

at the next table-
an
almost man
in
wife-hemmed jeans
a 
short arse
with 
weak arms
says
CANT EAT IT, BURNT TOAST
a
thin whine
too loud

i am avoiding reading the newspapers
you
see

from authenticmoms.com

DIE WHY ? (exploded haiku)

why does the man die ?
mummy cant really answer
police 
tape's 
like 
bees !

from abc11.com