GEST POST BY SALEM THE CAT

i see my daddy wryt on hear evry morning

so i foout id give him a rest twoday

cos he is very tierd

so it cant be two haard can it ?

my daddy nevr wryts anyfing wot rymes on hear

so i wil

hear goze

SALEM THE FOREVR CAT

BY

SALEM THE FOREVR CAT

i am a cat
i am a bit fat

i got rinkles saggin
all downe my bak

i like two chew 
on my daddys chin
an sleep on
my mummys heed

i will bee 
reely reely sad
wen there deed

cos i am a forevr cat
an dont haf to die

but if my mummy and daddy do
then i wil go wif them
to hefen in the sky


fanks bye