Showing posts with label aldi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aldi. Show all posts

Monday, 8 September 2014

LOCKED IN A GROOVE




saturday AM Aldi opening time

    at the carts
    stands
    a throwback / a resilient retro rocker
locked in the same groove 
    for decades

    a head full 
        of       
        Charlie 
        Feathers

he has a towering white quiff
scraped up out of thin hair - plastered lines 
    climbing 
    up from his ears

he is all in pale denim
and
under his neat turn ups
is two clear inches of ribbed white sock
    and
    an
        old
        mans
            shuffle

wheres he been ? and whats he seen ?
fish hooks behind leather lapels 
    on
    a
    saturday night Triumph rally
    struggling with petrol rationing ?
or
    the
    same
suburban working mans clubs of flat soapy ales
    for
    50 years
    stubbing out woodbines 
    on the same 
    bar lino ?

he survived 
    hippies punks skidkids faux-romantics 
    skaheads and skins and casuals and baggies 
his
LOOK
survived - 1956 says his quiff 6 inches high
    rigid
        in the car park petrol breeze
        and the 
            fast food smell 
            coming in from the market

        i am timeless it says


his face is collapsed / a matt finish
hanging on his old skull 
like a ball-bag shaved in the dark

    
    his face smudged on
    in
    wet
    charcoal 





from artrebels.com

Friday, 22 August 2014

HATCHBACKS THIRD ANNIVERSARY GUEST BLOG - ADELE MORRIS



- SUNDAY WORSHIP AT ALDI -

BY ADELE MORRIS



FROM NEWKIRKSTALL.ORG


We are gathered here today . . .
Humongous people
Hungry humans
Starving families
Shuffling up the biscuit aisle
Blocking up the bread aisle
Mountainous quantities
Deepest trolleys
Two per family
Conveyor belts trouser belts
Straining 
Ankles bigger than feet
Shoes undone
Shuffling sweating
Sugar levels dropping
Energy drinks for the journey home
Sixteen bags bulging
In the 4x4 . . .

I'll shop Monday.


FROM CPSPROMOTIONS


Wednesday, 20 August 2014

POETS ! 1



poets !
write like youd talk
like
how
youd
explain
whatever
to
someone

maybe clean it up
like
for
a
child
or
a
parent
or
dumb it down for dockers

we're talking inclusion 

keep it real - corner shop real / aldi real
bad job / good job
divorce and love real
but
loose some LIKES and some WHATEVERS
and
slang is AOK
if
you dont depend on it 
for cheap effect

dont fake it is what i'm saying -
keep
the jargon on the 
downlow
use words you 
already know - we're not salesmen or lawyers !
this
is
NO CON !

throw flowers on the bones of course
if they are good bones
but
dont stuff the skull 
with 
bouquets

and
dont
forget
this should be the common ground
of
understandable
usable
truisms
for
sick kings and hardy paupers alike



from htmlgiant.com