- SUNDAY WORSHIP AT ALDI -
BY ADELE MORRIS
FROM NEWKIRKSTALL.ORG
We are gathered here today . . .
Humongous people
Hungry humans
Starving families
Shuffling up the biscuit aisle
Blocking up the bread aisle
Mountainous quantities
Deepest trolleys
Two per family
Conveyor belts trouser belts
Straining
Ankles bigger than feet
Shoes undone
Shuffling sweating
Sugar levels dropping
Energy drinks for the journey home
Sixteen bags bulging
In the 4x4 . . .
I'll shop Monday.
FROM CPSPROMOTIONS
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