MEETINGS

sudden meeting at 8 AM is of course just for the hosting boss to get his ticks checked on his nvq tick check sheet 

ridiculously to kick off he wants someone to speak up & say something about themselves

& no one does of course

we all need cigarettes & its really no time to be wedged in a stuffy room set out in a rough prayer-meeting / auditorium half circle

we filled it from the back row forwards

we all suck hasty coffee morning eyes blank-gaze at the bad neck skin sat next row up

we are all under carbed

meeting 101 have food duh

no tick box to check for that on the nvq management tick check sheet apparently - i did ask 

& then this guy from contracts a new guy only pipes up & says

    i  got  a  dog

it is hilarious for weeks in that way work things are


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mandatory & beneficial career gateway meeting is mandatory doublespeak jag more like

some office suits lame idea pushed to brown-nose points out the board 

not that he is attending or anything

gave in his notice this morning i heard ffs

but there is no career gateway & they know we know there is no career gateway so they cover it up by saying

    a  l  l  u  d  e

so much & so often it quickly means nothing at all

we say allude all the time after that & it is enough in that way work things are

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