CHEETOS ( APOLOGIES TO DAVID BOWIE )

i-

i will be full
& you-

you cant be mean

tho diets will drive them away
i can eat them-

all of today
i can eat cheetos-

just for one day

& you-

you can be spleen
& i-

i will digest all the time

cos i am hungry-

& that is a fact
yes i am eater-

& that is that

tho nothing will ever be enough
i could steal some-

just for one day
i can eat cheetos-

for ever & ever
what do you say ?

i-

i wish i could slim
but i like endorphins-

endorphins always win

tho nothing-

nothing will ever be enough
i can eat them-

for ever & ever

oh i-

i cant be size zero-

not even for one day

be-

be my hero

buy me cheetos

for one more day

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