*please note-
this is a preliminary guide;
reading of manual
on specific models
is recommended
typically include the following*-
4% mineral / plastics
4% hypocrisy / dreams / physics
2% fukushima / light / crisps
'soul' / egg / lego
& other trace elements
basic needs-
feed regularly
water often
will emit waste
avoid raw chicken
optimum functionality*-
best before 35
best after 20
will last 0 to 100+ years
best used when conscious
gestation typically 9 months
strengths*-
adaptability
waterproof
variety in shade, size and outlook
cognitive dissonance
compatible with variety of foods/fuels
(the main thing here is quantity)
will self-dissipate
on eventual shutdown
weakness's*-
adaptability
toilet
vocal
cognitive dissonance
no off switch
variable self control
variable self awareness
delusion
reluctance to look after teeth
(self-care in general is patchy)
easily bored
other needs include
but not limited to*-
soap operas
mirrors
frequent opportunities
for trivial acquisitions
tissues
unrealistic targets
fabric coverings
love
shallow adoration
alone time
'new' things (repackaged old things)
easy targets
need to feel 'special'
sitcoms (see 'new' things above)
other*-
unconsciousness to be expected
results from alcohol / narcotics vary
liable to break
in many individual cases
surprising degree of
functionality when broken
default condition
includes high degree
of existential crisis
self healing except teeth
non refundable
logic awaiting download patch
created by lust & magic
pic from myscienceacademy.org
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