Monday, 13 August 2018

GUEST POST - LOVE ACTUALLY AND ROKOS BASILISK BY LISA CRADDUCK





housebound
practising 
google translate 
divination
to learn my fate

NOTHING good
seriously ?!

seriously scared
sash window rattling
in a really rhythmic way

expected a demon !
sigh
and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
send me tramadol

slammed it shut
(the window)
back to the sofa
took a full minute
to realise neighbours
were pounding each other
their sofa directly above mine
hard enough to rattle windows

sigh
and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
send me tramadol

torpedo this boat
smuggle onboard a hand drill
do the cartoony right thing
rid the world of many people
who 
like
the 
Most Offensive Film
ever made actually

and just saying
im really looking forward
to lurking this weekend
i suggest you all do the same

and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
send me tramadol

niece and nephew
made me a new boyfriend
and i bought tickets
to see danny dyer do pinter
so now i can die happy ?

otters in heaven
serving tramadol

existential crises
count as achievements
and
you can shove
your floral tea-dresses
and bunting
and amateur prosecco consumption
up your communal arse

and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
on tramadol

bastard lurghi
out of action
phone spellchecked 
penicillin
to penis illinois
and
Berfdaye Girl 
only won 
Fackin Mirrorball !

screaming for 3 hours
you know the drill
distract me tinterfwiends
just
dont 
make me  a) move
or       b) stop screaming

and i know i might regret this
but i want to discuss rokos basilisk

send me otters
on tramadol

FIVE YEARS
FIVE YEARS
FIVE YEARS
since last surgery
only pig implants
and no cut n shuts
AT ALL
for over a year 

so...

send me rokos tramadol
send me an otter basilisk

theres something in my eye....




Love Actually character was creepy stalker says Andrew ...


from express.co.uk

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