THE EDINBURGH FESTIVAL
IS DEGENERATE AND DEPRAVED
BY
JOSEPH RIDGWELL
Each August – peak summer time – the peaceful tranquility enjoyed by
Dunediners is ripped asunder by what can only be described as a mass
invasion of undesirables, perverts, megalomaniacs, criminal elements,
religious cranks, ego-trippers and just ordinary weirdo’s. Having
proudly never attended a festival in my four decades on the planet it
was to my initial horror that I had relocated to a beautiful city that
fostered and indeed actively promoted such a ghastly abomination. For
natives of Scotland’s capital the Festival is a major inconvenience –
a stress ball of such magnitude that it inflicts great trauma – and
has even been rumoured to be the cause of premature death.
Understandably, as well as the mass invasion there is a simultaneous
mass exodus – with most native sons and daughters fleeing the city for
the entire duration . . .
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Joseph, six years ago.
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