COLD WAR KID

text HAT to 70099 
says the ad
donate 3 quid
so
a
cold war kid
can have a hat

the government will match it pound for pound

i like the idea of texting HAT
and
a
cold war kid
getting a hat

the kids in the ad look cold

so i text HAT 

and 
now 
UNICEF
call
me
every morning while im still sick
and
mending
myself
with
coffees