ITS ALRIGHT MA, MY TUMOURS ONLY ACCAPELA

i said

the other day

to a

jehovahs witness DID YOU SEE HIM?  WAS HE BROOOWN?

and

i said

the other day

to a

catholic RAAAAAAAAAAH!

and

i said

the other day

to a

muslim TAKE OFF YOUR COAT, CALM IT DOWN AND HAVE A BEER!

and

i said

the other day

to a

scientologist GOING TO A CLAAAAAAAAAAAMBAKE?

and

i said

the other day

to a

christian SO GOD MADE ATHEISTS, WHY CONFUSE HIS PERFECT CREATION?

and

i said

the other day

to a

buddhist REALLY?  NOW THATS REALLY INTERESTING . . . 

and

i said

the other day

to a

hindu ARE YOU THE ONES WITH KNIVES OR THE ONES WITH HASH?

and

i said

the other day

to a

seikh NO, I GOT IT, YOU'RE THE ONES WITH THE KNIVES

and

i said

the other day

to a

rasta YOU HOLDING LEGAL HASH IN YOUR ARMY SURPLUS RIGHT?

and

i said

the other day

to a

jew WHY SO EXCLUSIVE?

and

i said

the other day

to an

evangelist YOU COULDN'T SELL ME A HOOVER LIKE THAT!

then i went looking for the hindu again . . .