YAWN

i split the hospital in two
with a mighty old testament yawn
and 
all 
the 
visitors here for training
with 
cardboard coffee cups and clipboards and handouts and freebies
say 
BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS?
grateful for distraction 
and focus
i say
THERES NO EFFING CANDLE LEFT!   
I'VE BEEN REFERRED TO THE SLEEP CLINIC 
THANK YOU!
then
i go make my own coffee and drink it from a proper mug