Tuesday 4 April 2017

DC VILLAINS ET AL ( 3 POLITICOPOPS )




1. LETTER ACROSS THE POND


dear United Mistakes of America

building walls 
wont stop planes 
or weather
only human progress

kindest regards

the United Supermarket Of Little Britain

PS
try NOT bombing
just for a change ?

PPS
kettle call the pot black much ?
i know . . .

PPPS
on that note
the kettles on if youre around ?




2. DOMESTIC ABUSE


fullfat putin
says 

if you stay home 
its ok to put the boot in

be dead by 41 anyway

on bathtub potato gin

fullfat putin
cant dilute him
and on the dashboard of a moscow cab 
nods 
a
bobblehead stalin



3. SPEECHDOM


youre free to speak

said idi amin 
on freedom of speech

but
i
cant
guarantee 
your 
freedom
afterward

and on cannibalism 

the perfect crime !
all the evidence is eaten

i see we taught him well





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from azquotes.com

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